Paris Hilton: Ahhh. Ahhh.
Rick Salomon: Ohhh. Ohhh.
TV in background: I'm sorry.
[Further sounds of light skin-on-skin contact]
RS: Ohhh. Your pussy.
PH (looking at camera): Hi.
RS: What do you say? I can see it. Come here. Uhhhh.
PH: I don't wanna do it this way.
RS: How do you wanna do it?
PH: This way.
RS: You're not gonna be able to see it good from there.
PH: Yeah I can.
[Phone starts ringing.]
PH (crawling offscreen): Give me that phone.
RS: Fuck your phone ...
PH: I can't turn it off.
RS: Fuckin' ...
PH: It's fuckin' Fred ... mmmmhhmm.
RS: Turn the other way sweetie, so I can see my cock going in there ... ohhhh ... ohhh ... mmm-ohhhhhhh ... oooooh-ahhh. ohhhh, yeah. uhhhhh.
RS: You want it in there or just [inaudible]
PH: Ohh-oooh-oooh ...
RS: Ohhh. Ohhh. Ohhh.
[Penis slips out of vagina.]
RS: I want you to get on top of me, face that way. So I can see how pretty you are.
PH: Ehhh-uhhh ... Ahhh.
RS: So you get to see what I get to see.
PH: Ahh. Hahh... Haaaaah.
RS: Nuh-uh, you gotta go straight up.
PH: Hee ... mmm. Eohhh. Eohhh.
RS: Ohhhhhhhh ... oh, look at that ... Oohhhh.
PH: Ah. Ahh. Ahhhh.
TV: Yo honey's shot! Proud African black man motherfucker!
PH: Ohhh. Mmm.
PH: Mmmm-mmm ...
TV: Call me Steve!
PH: [Slurping sounds]
TV: Call me Todd! What's in a mothafuckin' name? 'Cause blame will make you forget shit. That's alright Caucasians, yo time is coming.
TV: Look around. We ain't gonna use no whips. We just gonna knock y'all the fuck out!