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Paris Hilton: Ahhh. Ahhh.

Rick Salomon: Ohhh. Ohhh.

TV in background: I'm sorry.

[Further sounds of light skin-on-skin contact]

RS: Ohhh. Your pussy.
PH (looking at camera): Hi.

RS: What do you say? I can see it. Come here. Uhhhh.

PH: I don't wanna do it this way.

RS: How do you wanna do it?

PH: This way.

RS: You're not gonna be able to see it good from there.

PH: Yeah I can.

RS: Here.
[Phone starts ringing.]

PH (crawling offscreen): Give me that phone.

RS: Fuck your phone ...

PH: I can't turn it off.

RS: Fuckin' ...
PH: It's fuckin' Fred ... mmmmhhmm.

RS: Turn the other way sweetie, so I can see my cock going in there ... ohhhh ... ohhh ... mmm-ohhhhhhh ... oooooh-ahhh. ohhhh, yeah. uhhhhh.

PH: Mmmmmm.

RS: You want it in there or just [inaudible]

PH: Ohh-oooh-oooh ...

RS: Mmmmm.

PH: Ahh.

RS: Ohhh. Ohhh. Ohhh.


[Penis slips out of vagina.]

RS: I want you to get on top of me, face that way. So I can see how pretty you are.

PH: Ehhh-uhhh ... Ahhh.

RS: So you get to see what I get to see.
PH: Ahh. Hahh... Haaaaah.

RS: Nuh-uh, you gotta go straight up.

PH: Hee ... mmm. Eohhh. Eohhh.

RS: Ohhhhhhhh ... oh, look at that ... Oohhhh.

PH: Ah. Ahh. Ahhhh.


TV: Yo honey's shot! Proud African black man motherfucker!

PH: Ohhh. Mmm.

[Slurping sounds]
TV: Shit!

[Laughter]

PH: Mmmm-mmm ...

TV: Call me Steve!
PH: [Slurping sounds]

TV: Call me Todd! What's in a mothafuckin' name? 'Cause blame will make you forget shit. That's alright Caucasians, yo time is coming.

[Laughter]

PH: Mmm-mmm.


TV: Look around. We ain't gonna use no whips. We just gonna knock y'all the fuck out!

[Uproarious laughter]

PH: Tee-hee.